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Need A Good Laugh? Jokes You Might Hear from Your Local Mechanic

Your local mechanic will tell you that their customers all have varying degrees of knowledge about their vehicles. While some people don’t have a clue what goes on under the hood, others know just enough to get themselves into trouble – and that’s how some of the best local mechanic jokes are born.

If you’re looking for a good chuckle today, these sites all have some good laughs to share the next time you go see your local mechanic:

Jalopnik.com

A guy walks into a parts store and says, “I need a gas cap for a Kia.”

Local mechanic: “Okay, sounds like a fair trade.”

www.cartalk.com

Anne meets up with Dana while she is picking up her car from the local mechanic.

Anne asks, “Everything ok with your car now?”

Dana replies, “Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was $12 worth of blinker fluid.”

www.motortech.us

#1 Indication that you might need a local mechanic: “My brother-in-law used to be a mechanic and he says…”

Great jokes on Pinterest

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www.swapmeetdave.com

Defining a Local Mechanic’s Tools:

Mechanic’s Knife: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing convertible tops or tonneau covers.

Got any of your own great local mechanic jokes? Share them with us here at Webber Automotive and we’ll have a good laugh the next time we see you at the shop!